POSTHASTE WITH THE
HOWDIES
By Dege Legg
Back when archaeologists first discovered that early
cavemen – as well as the remains of mummified Egyptian kings – had pompadours,
the whole scene changed – it blew the doors off rutgut outhouses from here
to BangBang, TN. Seriously, everybody was, like, “Yes. We knew it all along,
but now we can go confidently forward with our Mephistophelian plans for pompadourian
domination .” It was great. Life made sense. Men, women, and even children could
wear their hair in the pompadour style and not face prosecution or
indiscriminate discrimination for their cultural persuasion. The land was free.
Church was like a drive-in movie. And
the barley grew like weeds. Then things went back to normal. But for a while it
was cool.
Taking their cues from those priceless times are Lafayette’s
rockabilly heroes The Howdies. The Howdies play barn-tarding, swampbilly, old
school rock & roll. Unfortunately, they've decided to quit while they were
ahead and disband, so unless you attend this farewell show, you probably won’t
be seeing them for another decade or so. Since 2007, The Howdies have cranked out
potato sacks full of chicken scratch twang. Their songs are a killer mix of hard
yarns, polio moons, and drag strip greasers. Bust it hard. And go wish them
well on their future journeys through space, time, and sound.
POSTHASTE VS. THE HOWDIES
History of the
Howdies in five words, more or less.
Rock too hard for some.
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| Hard rocking |
The genre of
rockabilly is a highly competitive genre full of overblown caricatures, faux
hillbillies, cartoonish personas. How do you avoid turning into a rodeo clown
and still play good music?
You have to have been raised listening to rockabilly and
old country. Develop a genuine love for that music. You can tell a Johnny come
lately hipster or some rip-off copycat baloney from someone who really
"gets it.”
Fill in the blank. Chickenscratch is ______________.
What you sometimes make at the end of the night or what
The Howdies pre-production notebooks looks like.
Who is the creative
genius in the Howdies?
Julian Primeaux.
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| Julian Primeaux. Photo: Denny Culbert |
Who is the lazy
guy in your band?
There's no room for laziness in The Howdies. We're
quitting before it becomes lazy.
What is Howdies' drummer Austin Keller like on the road?
A trooper. Also tries to make a weapon out of everything.
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| Austin Keller (drums) |
Worst gig ever?
Tour 2009. Nashville date. Played on an off night for the
venue. Stormy weather. Played to the opening band and their girlfriends (until
they split). So after we were alone, we made the best of it by doing the rest
of our songs in somewhat of a heavy metal style. Some hipster kid offered for
us to stay at his house. It seems he didn't expect us to take him up on his
offer (he was doing it for "indie cred")...and he tried to give us
the slip when we were following him home. We stayed at his house anyway.
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| Hipster |
Best gig ever?
2010 Conroe Texas Festival. Large festivals shows are
always fun.
If Top Gun-era Tom
Cruise were in a rockabilly band, what would the name of that band be?
Tommy Cruise and the Jetsetters.
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| Tommy Cruiser & The Jetsetters |
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| Good rocking tonight |
Well played! There
are a zillion bands. Why should people care that The Howdies are breaking up?
Because remember all those rowdy, rockin', Roots music
bands with energetic stage shows that existed in Lafayette BEFORE The Howdies?
.....oh, right.
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| "Do it for Johnny" |
Old Elvis vs.
Young Elvis. Why?
Young Elvis. Why?
Simple. Sun Records.
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| Old Elvis |
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| Young vs. Old Elvi |
Who controls the
money in your band? Who controls it internationally? Why aren’t there more
rockabilly songs about the Illuminati? Slim is the money guy. Internationally controlled by electronic transfer via ExRay Unlimited. The goth-industrial genre has a lockdown on all songs about the Illuminati.
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| Illuminati |
All of the above...plus the zombie apocalypse.
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| Zombie Apocalypse |
The Howdies
http://thehowdies.com/
https://www.facebook.com/thehowdies
Denny Culbert: Photographer
http://www.dennyculbert.com/
The Independent:
http://www.theind.com
